Tough to say which is my favorite sentence in this story, "currently the only wine combination which contains the shimmering compound developed by the Gallo Company", "at its best when served the coldest", or "(the locals) appeared grateful".
The picture says a lot, too. You can tell the Gallo guy knows he's sold his soul, and you can also tell the dumpy local lady is all too used to drinking wine out of plastic tumblers.
This is right down the street from where I live. I wish I'd known it was going on. So I could have moved.
http://www.northjersey.com/news/business/wine-tasting-held-at-highland-lakes-general-store-1.1067960
I just realized: are those CORKS in those bottles? Please tell me they're screw caps under the foil....
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