Ever met a Pie Rater?

Well, you could also be checking for pyrite, or "Fool's Gold", examining everyone's jewelry.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pyrite

[Jenise]

Hmmm, guess I didn't make myself clear. We're defintiely going as Pie Raters. The dilemna, such as there is, is only how to be as clever a Pie Rater as I can be.

Hmmm, guess I didn't make myself clear. We're defintiely going as Pie Raters. The dilemna, such as there is, is only how to be as clever a Pie Rater as I can be.

Ah, so you misunderstood, are going to the wrong place for the wrong reason with totally inappropriate equipment...

Get a couple of George W. Bush masks to complete the outfits.

You might want to find a link to the original theme of the evening by putting a little sign on your back or on a clipboard stating that:

<center>The Calories in One Piece = Pie Aaaarrrggggh Squared</center>

or something similarly pun-ishing.