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by Larry Greenly » Mon Feb 21, 2022 4:38 pm

I've made Welsh cakes several times, and they're quite tasty.

Saturday, though, I used an impossible recipe from Martha Stewart. The recipe contained 3 cups of flour, one egg, and 2 Tbs of milk to form a dough. How do you form a dough from that amount of liquid? :shock:
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Re: Impossible

by Jeff Grossman » Mon Feb 21, 2022 5:04 pm

I ignore Martha Stewart recipes. She's wrong very often.
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Re: Impossible

by Christina Georgina » Mon Feb 21, 2022 5:59 pm

Larry, you said you made it on Saturday. I assume your tweaks made it edible ?
Another impossibility is something in Stanley Tucci's book Taste. A recipe for Parmigiano stock calls for 1 quart of water, 1.5# of parm rinds and 7 oz of salt boiled for hours. Sounds like a good recipe for a salt lick when that little bit of water boils off.
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Re: Impossible

by Larry Greenly » Mon Feb 21, 2022 6:21 pm

Jeff Grossman wrote:I ignore Martha Stewart recipes. She's wrong very often.


Actually, I'm well aware of that after reading that unauthorized bio about her years ago, which also showed what a really nasty person she is. Why her editors don't catch her mistakes is beyond me.
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Re: Impossible

by Larry Greenly » Mon Feb 21, 2022 6:25 pm

Christina Georgina wrote:Larry, you said you made it on Saturday. I assume your tweaks made it edible ?
Another impossibility is something in Stanley Tucci's book Taste. A recipe for Parmigiano stock calls for 1 quart of water, 1.5# of parm rinds and 7 oz of salt boiled for hours. Sounds like a good recipe for a salt lick when that little bit of water boils off.


I added milk until I could make a workable dough.

Tucci's Salt Block recipe would be a wonderful gift for our woodland friends or even gourmet cows. :mrgreen:
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Re: Impossible

by Robin Garr » Mon Feb 21, 2022 9:39 pm

Larry, Martha is often wrong, but if you've ever looked into Peter Reinhardt's excellent bread books, a very wet dough, up to 70% water, is the best way to get really fine quality Euro-style breads with oversize holes. If you haven't found Reinhardt, it's well worth your effort to look him up.
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Re: Impossible

by Larry Greenly » Mon Feb 21, 2022 9:53 pm

Robin Garr wrote:Larry, Martha is often wrong, but if you've ever looked into Peter Reinhardt's excellent bread books, a very wet dough, up to 70% water, is the best way to get really fine quality Euro-style breads with oversize holes. If you haven't found Reinhardt, it's well worth your effort to look him up.


I doubt a 70% water ratio would work on Welsh cakes (they're fried on a griddle), but I own two of Reinhart's books (they're great) plus many other bread books. My latest is The Village Baker by Joe Ortiz. I also have a fondness for two old books by Bernard Clayton, Jr. :D
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Re: Impossible

by Christina Georgina » Mon Feb 21, 2022 10:56 pm

Anyone read Bittman's recent book Bread ? Focus is whole grain. I found it strangely organized and think it would be very difficult for someone thinking it was a simplified version of dutch oven no knead bread. I picked it up at the library and decided not to purchase. I like Reinhardt's and Robertson's books on breads and Jeffrey Hamelman from King Arthur. Hamelman did a YouTube series during lockdown called Isolation Baking that was excellent.
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Re: Impossible

by Larry Greenly » Tue Feb 22, 2022 7:22 am

Christina Georgina wrote:Anyone read Bittman's recent book Bread ? .


You do what I frequently do: check out a library book before buying. But Bittman's new no-knead book has fourteen holds on three copies, so it'll be a while before I read it. I did run across my Silverton's book on the La Brea Bakery tonight, though. It's where I got my red grape sourdough starter.
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Re: Impossible

by Redwinger » Tue Feb 22, 2022 3:10 pm

Another good bread book is:

Artisan Sourdough Made Simple, Emilie Raffa
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Re: Impossible

by Larry Greenly » Tue Feb 22, 2022 4:32 pm

Redwinger wrote:Another good bread book is:

Artisan Sourdough Made Simple, Emilie Raffa


I'll take a look.
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Re: Impossible

by Jenise » Fri Feb 25, 2022 12:40 pm

Bill Paumen! Welcome back!
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Re: Impossible

by Redwinger » Fri Feb 25, 2022 3:40 pm

Thanks, Jenise.
(Couldn't figure out how to quote your post)
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Re: Impossible

by Jenise » Fri Feb 25, 2022 5:17 pm

Your response is self-explanatory, no worries. But for the record you'd click on the quote marks, far right.
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Re: Impossible

by Robin Garr » Fri Feb 25, 2022 9:12 pm

Redwinger wrote:Another good bread book is:

Artisan Sourdough Made Simple, Emilie Raffa

Welcome back, Bill! LTNS!
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Re: Impossible

by Bill Spohn » Sat Feb 26, 2022 3:54 pm

Martha Stewart, the Rachael Ray of the geriatric set?
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Re: Impossible

by Jenise » Thu Mar 03, 2022 2:14 pm

That's cute, Bill. I will allow that Martha knows a lot more about food than Rachel does, but I don't like her any better.
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